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Today's Joke
There was a Jew and a Chinese sitting at the bar drinking. All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinese in the face knocking him off his stool, stunned the Chinese gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"
The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."
The Chinese says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese."
The Jew says, "Well you have black hair squinted eyes and buckteeth, it's all the same to me."
The Chinese says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking. About a half hour later the Chinese turns and punches the Jew in the face knocking him off his stool. The Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"
The Chinese says "That was for the Titanic."
The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was an Iceberg."
The Chinese says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."
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A "good" beer is one that sells! You may think it sucks, but if the market embraces it, so be it. Now a "great" beer or world-class beer is another matter...
- Jim Busch